Hello there, humans. Apparently, in your weird culture even one-of-a-kind crochet cats like myself, in all my cuddly wonderfulness, are required to have something called a "name". I don't know what the big deal is, really. I can see having a word that describes those weird black fluffy things that keep wandering around the house (I won't dignify them with the word "cat" no matter how much you insist) but why should I need one? "Your excellency" would do just fine.
But since you won't let me alone about it, I'll throw it back to you: I need a name befitting my station in life, packing all that is marvelous about me into a few human syllables. You may nominate your ideas in the comments area below.
Some inside information. My mom found this cute book at some store, and couldn't resist buying it. It's called Hello My name is Amineko. Right away, she started making one. I think it turned out pretty good. Anyways. Recently the crochet cat has been exploring the house, and watching several Christmas movies. He has also become the center of our attention, making us all want to come up with cute poses for him.